1. our backyard. all we want is: curtains/drapy-ness, grass, concrete, firepit, long bench like table... is that too much to ask?
2. i want to make this shelf for... i dont know where, but i will find a spot.
3. scotty has tons of pallets stored in his wharehouse. he sells the pallets to some guys who pick them up for 50 cents a piece. since i basically own the company (ha, right), i will make the executive decision to NOT sell one pallet ( i feel comfortable taking charge on a 50 cent loss). and instead we will take one pallet home, stain it "whitewash", add wheels, and then sit and enjoy. seriously- how cute is this..?:
4. kitchen table. right now we have a round glass table. it is cute. but it prevents feasts. instead we will use this tutorial and make a table that looks like this:
or this:
or a mix in between. and then we can have more than one couple over for dinner. and all have room to use our hands when we talk. and be happy.
we are out of town this weekend. so we will see how long it takes for me to do even one of these projects.
Before- South corner
After- a trashcan full of crapola and nuthin to show for it. At least my fat ass broke a sweat. 
And even though she is a very bad girl and pees on our beautiful new carpet, this little angel has put up with the construction better than he or I. Here she is, covered in dry wall and epoxy and happy as a sunbathing clam... love her. (yes, that is what all of my floors look like after sweeping). 